AHH!
Looking for someone who looks just like Madonna but uglier? You’ve found her.
She’s apparently the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson. She plays a pretty person in 50 Shades of Grey. I don’t know how anyone watching it and her specifically could be aroused, since that’s what the movie is. Smut.
Ok, open your eyes. How do you like my sex fetish room?
I haven’t seen the movie just yet – primarily because she is frightening me off…but I will be watching and reviewing it soon. I just can’t help myself. It’s like my addiction is bad movies. And tits. I like tits.
Dakota Johnson would only fill one of those addictions and it isn’t tits. Her SNL hosting gig disappointed me. Even though I laughed my ass off at the ISIS thing, the rest of her material was just blah. But you go and make something offensive and I’ll probably love it.
Anyway, not a fan.
Ok, I was wrong about her being uglier than Madonna. This is the ugly queen.
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You are an idiot. Dakota is very cute. Good actress also. What do you look like hiding behind a computer. Mean bored idiot.
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Hahaha! OMG! Thank you! She’s super plain and mousy looking, there’s nothing special or distinguishable about her! I saw the movie and couldn’t get into it at, no matter how hot Jamie Dornan is. I got sick of looking at her face and tiny tits.
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What about her Madonna grin?
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