Look at the goddamn guy with the comedy nose and mustache.

Storage Wars Texas sucks as much as you’d think. No one on the show is someone I would SPEAK to in public. Pure trash.

It took all of 8 minutes for an Obama joke to happen.

There’s one guy that probably has 3 years left on his heart. He’s huge. Christian too.

There was like $50 bucks profit made on this show. What a waste of time.