Miley Cyrus is a gross disgusting slut. Everytime I look at her, I imagine that someone put a handful of cigarettes out in a glass of cheap whiskey and aired out their vagina, all next to my nose.

Miley wasn’t always gross and disgusting. It seems like the moment she got the dyke haircut and dyed it blonde is when she really began being disgusting trash. But she probably always has been and we just didn’t know it. See, she goes around with her tongue hanging out of her head like there is something wrong with her brain. No doubt, the mix of hardcore narcotic drugs, black penises and alcohol probably have had an affect on her cerebral cortex, but the idiot is too prideful to stop doing it. People like her can’t be wrong or make a mistake (in their eyes).

Aside from having perhaps the widest tongue ever, Ms. Cyrus sports some pure garbage tattoos she has had done recently. I don’t know what they say because I don’t want to zoom in on her nasty body close enough to read them, but I would guess they say “gutter tramp,” “IQ of 1” and “stupid smelly idiot.”

I’m being serious when I say, everytime I look at her, I smell gross woman parts and cigarettes.

Anyone dumb enough to hang their tongue out 24/7 and dye their hair that color most likely does NOT have the common sense necessary to clean her genitalia appropriately. But considering how slutty she comes across as, she probably couldn’t keep it clean with a power-washer. You know she probably gets a load dumped in her 34 times a day and has a few abortions every month. Ugh, her uterus probably looks like the garbage depository from Star Wars.

I knew of a stupid chick who used to say, “Miley Cyrus is my GURL!” and “That’s my GIRL!” and all of that horse crap. Well, if that’s your “girl” then you’re an idiot and your parents have failed. (Both were correct).

I doubt she wipes her butt after pushing a turd out, you know her vag has never been scrubbed and she puts so much alcohol, dope and dick in her body, she likely smells like old milk when she sweats. I can’t stand this fool and I wish she would go into hiding in Africa.