I hate 3D movies because most of the 3D scenes are typically forced and obvious. But these shitty movies didn’t just recently begin. 3D had a phase in the 80s too. When it came time to make a new Friday the 13th, 3 had to be 3D.
Monthly Archives: August 2013
Review: iSteve
There is something unambitious about a movie that doesn’t describe itself as the best, but as “the first.” And iSteve is an actual movie that I didn’t make up (unless I’m REALLY insane). It stars Justin Long as Steve Jobs. Yes, you read that right.
Review: Roundhouse – First Date
Round and round and round and round…that’s how the theme to Roundhouse began. It was a staple in the early Saturday night line-up of Snick. For you babies, Snick was Nickelodeon’s special Saturday night line-up for kids like me who never went anywhere or did shit. This show really never made any sense to me but it seemed fun (when I was a mindless child).
I wonder if it will hold up with time as I watch the first full episode I’ve seen since childhood? (No)
Review: Evil Dead
I decided to watch Evil Dead, from 1981. The movie is very highly rated, unusual for material I look at on this site. I’m in a pissed mood though, so who knows
Oh, I’ve never seen this movie.
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Review: Star Trek: TNG – Manhunt
Out of the gate, Picard is in a dress. Some fish heads teleport in. Picard and his so…I mean Wesley talk about them like they’re not there.
Picard calls Worf “Wolf” then leaves. “Wolf” admires the race’s looks.
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