Iggy Azalea sucks. She sings like a 100% ghetto black chick and she’s nothing of the sort. Her music videos looked like someone dubbed a black chick’s voice over a white girl.

If that were all I had to write about her, it would be worth it. But we have a lot to cover, readers.

She’s ugly, in general. She does the pooched out kissy lips shit when she isn’t showing her teeth but when she does, she looks like garbage. To show you an example, look at the google results for an image search of Iggy Azalea.

Not a single smile. Wonder why?

Iggy has an exceptionally fat ass and wide set of hips. I get that a lot of black dudes like “big booties” but I’ve never understood this fascination and in fact, large asses gross me out. Iggy’s is no exception. Looking at it gets me nauseous and makes me smell spoiled milk, for some reason.

She’s also foul mouthed. Not that many chicks aren’t these days but it makes me sick when I see a chick talking about her pussy lips. You’re too comfortable, lady. Tone it down a little.

I’m sure Izzy could say gushing bloody period pussy and her fans would cheer her on and think it was the coolest thing she ever stated – but that’s because your fans are stupid people, primarily, and stupid people are mostly instincts instead of refined thought. Think about it this way: We perform functions everyday. All of those functions are 100%. A thinking person might make 60-80% of those functional choices with thought behind them. But a dumbass moron? They’ll just act most of the time, perhaps being a 20-30% of the time-thinking-it-through decision maker. Well, the likely Iggy Azalea fan is around 10%. Shit.

Oh, newsflash – Fancy sucks a bigger dick than Izzy. That song was 4 minutes of junk. She spelled her name and she looked a lot like Jennifer Dumb Idiot Lawrence. Anyway, if you find yourself enjoying this chick, chances are…you’re stupid.

Oh, and I saw Iggy’s porn video. She’s got an unwashed asshole. Nasty bitch.