I hate CNN and so do intelligent Americans. People like to bitch about Fox News being biased but CNN was biased long before Fox even existed.
CNN features idiots disguised as newscasters and features dumbed down versions of events for the ignorant masses. Now, with that in mind, they’re better than Fox News…but they still lie half of the time, according to fact checkers.
Ted Turner formed CNN back in the 80s and was so wild idea’d, he actually had a video prepared to play at the end of the world. Turner was so liberal, when he owned TNT and in the late 1990s, Eric Bischoff read Bill Clinton jokes during Monday Nitro (imitating Jay Leno, he had read the same jokes), the network went nuts on Bischoff and demanded he send all scripts through them from that point on. If that was the attitude toward a wrestling show, how do you think they made their news division behave? Probably not fair.
People love saying “Well what about Fox News?” well what the fuck about it? It is biased too! I hate it too! I get all of my news from Nickelodeon.
Hope you weren’t planning on jacking off tonight.
Here are my least favorite people on CNN:
Chris Cuomo – Dumb, never wrong and does his face like he’s concerned about stuff too much.
Jake Tapper – Once in a while, he is fair. His hair screams “dork.”
Wolf Blizter – You’d have to be fucking dumb not to see him for what he is. A WOLF.
Anderson Cooper – Incredible liberal. Not even remotely fair. Smug.
Don Lemon – Liar and race baiter.
Candy Crowley – Ugly
Jeanne Moos – The most annoying old lady in the world. Needs to break her hip.
Anthony Bourdain – Liberal and somehow finds a way to be while eating. Someone needs to feed him a chainsaw.
John King – Biggest nose I’ve seen
Fareed Zakaria – Up to something.
I say we stop watching this channel completely. Stop watching Fox too. And MSNBC. Reset the news world. Get your news from online sources. Like FactBasedInitiative.net!