I saw a news story about Cadbury Creme Eggs having their recipe changed today. What to? Something good? Because they taste like shit right now. I hate them.

To a blind person, a Cadbury Creme Egg would be like eating pure sugar and chocolate and probably is very unappetizing. I don’t blame anyone who views it like that, because that’s exactly what a Cadbury Egg tastes like – sugary shit. For starters, it looks like one of the least appetizing things ever. AN EGG

Eggs aren’t exactly something I get excited thinking about to eat. That’s like getting excited to eat flour or dough. At their best, eggs are good ingredients in a recipe…and generally, you gotta be careful or you’ll end up egging shit up and stinking up your house like anus. But who eats eggs by themselves (or eggs eggs as I originally typed)? Nasty! Know what lays eggs? SNAKES.

Cadbury Creme Eggs always have hurt my teeth. They’re way too rich and sugary. How can people eat stuff like that? Even little kid-me didn’t like them. I saw a guy eat one once and get type 2 diabetes, instantly.

This Easter, and year, and life, eat something healthier than wrapped-sugar in chocolate. Just thinking about it makes me gag.