Cadbury Creme Eggs are gross

ew
ew

I saw a news story about Cadbury Creme Eggs having their recipe changed today. What to? Something good? Because they taste like shit right now. I hate them.

To a blind person, a Cadbury Creme Egg would be like eating pure sugar and chocolate and probably is very unappetizing. I don’t blame anyone who views it like that, because that’s exactly what a Cadbury Egg tastes like – sugary shit. For starters, it looks like one of the least appetizing things ever. AN EGG

Yum. Cholesterol.
Yum. Cholesterol.

Eggs aren’t exactly something I get excited thinking about to eat. That’s like getting excited to eat flour or dough. At their best, eggs are good ingredients in a recipe…and generally, you gotta be careful or you’ll end up egging shit up and stinking up your house like anus. But who eats eggs by themselves (or eggs eggs as I originally typed)? Nasty! Know what lays eggs? SNAKES.

Hungry? Eat a snake egg. Or die
Hungry? Eat a snake egg. Or die

Cadbury Creme Eggs always have hurt my teeth. They’re way too rich and sugary. How can people eat stuff like that? Even little kid-me didn’t like them. I saw a guy eat one once and get type 2 diabetes, instantly.

Ate a Cadbury Creme Egg
Ate a Cadbury Creme Egg

This Easter, and year, and life, eat something healthier than wrapped-sugar in chocolate. Just thinking about it makes me gag.

I just yakked
I just yakked
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