Fuck cherries.
Gross, I hate cherries. My mom always likes to bring me chocolate covered cherries – quite possibly the grossest candy there ever was. It is bad enough that you’re eating a cherry but no, they gotta go put some pure sugary creme on it and then find a way to make the thinnest chocolate shell ever, so you get 1% chocolate and 99% tooth-ache.
Looks just like an uncircumsized black dick.
Who the hell would say they loved cherries? A kid? In their natural state, cherries come pre-loaded with a rock inside of them, just so they can lure in predators and me’s into enthusiastically chomping into the fruit, only to have their teeth shattered.
Just ate a cherry
Strawberries are great. If you’re looking to cover something in chocolate that you will actually enjoy and not want to sling, go with that. I think it actually helps with libido too and God knows I’ll eat a strawberry before I try Nature’s Snot, Oysters.
But as for cherries, I don’t want them on my milkshakes, I don’t want them for Valentine’s Day and I don’t want my Pepto-Bismol to be CHERRY FLAVORED. TORTURE ME.
I’d slap this bowl off the table and leave if this was at my friends house
This is awesome….i hate cherries too! :)
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I totally just searched this randomly and found this…I agree completely, though it’s just a personal preference.
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