I really hate stupid people. People who make decisions with no regard for the consequences of their actions. You’ll find them running stop lights, screwing up 4 way stops, not using turn signals and leaving their shopping carts in the middle of the aisles at the grocery store.

For some reason, stupid people are being rewarded more than ever for being stupid, in society. There is something called “common core” math that makes math impossible for everyone, instead of just the dumb fuck kids. Then, we have welfare, which pays you to have babies and sit at home. Don’t forget about food stamps, which penalizes you for owning any property or having any income!

Folks, what the FUCK?

Since when did taking forever to figure stuff out become a point of pride in our world? I have no time for slow thinkers and slow reactors. (Not talking about nuclear reactors here). I’m not expecting lighting fast reflexes from everyone – but if you’re the first person at the stop light, can’t you actually look at it – so when it turns green, you can go within 5 seconds? Is that really hard?

Know what other types of people are stupid people? Liars. Why are liars stupid? Because, they’re not good enough to be able to perform actions of which they are satisfied telling the truth about, so they must fabricate details in order to please their intended audiences to what would otherwise be lackluster acts or performances. In other words, they SUCK.

I never lie to people. Now, I don’t make promises very often either – but when I do, buddy, they’re coming true whether you like it or not. I want my promise to be like a Vince McMahon “Guaran-damn-tee” – in that it always comes true, or does to the best of my ability. Someone recently told me, after breaking a promise,
“Well, I changed my mind.”
I asked her, “You made a promise and then changed your mind?”
“Yeah”
“You can’t do that. It isn’t a promise if you can just change it at will.”
*silence, due to stupidity*

See, when stupid people run out of good defenses for their shitty, idiotic actions, they go silent. Sometimes, they convince themselves that this is them “Just not wanting to argue anymore” but if I was making killer, home run points in my argument to someone I cared about – why would I want to quit? Truth is, they don’t want to hear that they’re wrong anymore and have to face it.

Now, I’m not going to sugarcoat this. Women are the worst offenders…but not by a huge margin. Probably 60/40. You women know you’re crazy, so don’t even hit me with denial. I love girls who are the sane, calm and cool ones. They’re also known as unicorns, because they aren’t real.