Unfunny
Probably one of the tell-tale signs that someone isn’t funny is when they tell you that they think George Carlin is/was the funniest person ever. He probably was, if you’ve met literally him, a Church of Christ deacon and a chess master. But the mother fucker’s material has not stood up well to the test of time and I’m tired of hearing about him, seeing memes with him in them and most of all, hearing about the 7 words you can’t say…HIS MATERIAL SUCKS.
I have never been witness to any Carlin material that has made me laugh. Actually, his jokes do the exact opposite – they piss me off. I get the joke, but the fucking shit isn’t funny. However, his audience usually laughs after every line, even if it isn’t funny. Like on Big Bang Theory, which is also a fucking not-funny show.
Let me give you an example. Here is a random Carlin performance that I chose. Based on the ratings, you would think this mother fucker would possibly have you ripping your stomach lining from laughter. Don’t worry. You can watch this video next to a sleeping colicy baby and as long as it isn’t turned up loud, it won’t matter a bit.
I’m going to point out what the audience laughed at until I can’t stand it anymore.
“Legally Drunk.”
Audience erupts laughing before a punchline gets said. How is this humor? How is this talent?
“Well if it’s legal, what’s the problem?”
Audience laughs.
“You know where you can stick it.”
Audience laughs.
THIS SHIT IS NOT FUNNY YOU MORONS. They were not even laughing at the punchlines! If you want to know what my expression would be as an audience member, here it is.
Carlin fans are fucking dipshit dopes. They’re as bad as he was/is depending on if his material is still playing, even though he’s dead. Here’s a few of the stupid comments by his moronic fans:
“Excellent stuff, and proof that Carlin is able to be both funny and insightful without spewing profanity every fourth word.”
What is insightful about Carlin sitting around, thinking of things people say that would make no sense if taken out of context? That is hardly insightful and sure as fuck isn’t funny. The fact that these people look at whether or not profanity is included in his routine is an indicator of the kind of intelligence we’re dealing with.
“George Carlin was the best comedian of all time. I’ve never seen another comedian be able to hold an audience through 100% of a myriad of shows. “
I want to kill this guy. What a stupid statement. You’ve never seen another comedian be able to hold an audience through all of their shows? Well, maybe watch one. I’ve seen shitty comics make the place roll laughing. In fact, one was named George Carlin.
“The master of comedy, Carlin examines some of the expressions we take for granted.”
This guy evidently believed we would scroll down to his comment, 7 pages deep, to find a one line description for the video before watching it. And how are we taking an expression for granted? Is someone giving them to us that might not one day? No. That’s stupid. And what I just did would probably have given a Carlin audience seizures from laughing, by analyzing a line that actually didn’t make sense.
“George carlin my favorite comediant”
That’s what he is? A comediant?
“Corrie Ludwig Wow He is good Did not know of him but my Husband did and always watched him when he was on show!”
Yes, her comment began by her writing her name. She has also never heard about punctuation. Funny, too, that she also felt “husband” was a proper noun. He was probably jealous that she posted this on a Website “guys r on.”
Another thing that gets older than a loud woman when you have a headache – Carlin memes.
Aw look at me, let me pretend stupid, on the rag illogical women are usually not to blame, but the guys are, so that I can win simple minded women and more devious, plotting husbands over. I hate this quote but some dumb radio station posted it and it had a billion likes. The reason women or men are crazy is because their spouse allows them to be. You have to say FUCK NO. No more of that. Knock it off or exit. Really simple. And it’ll be fixed. Or they’ll leave and you’ll be happy because suddenly, you’re single.
People like to talk non-stop about how this guy was an intellectual or a genius. Well, he must have felt really smart when he accumulated so much debt in the 70s, he had to sacrifice his anti-corporate image to shill one of my least-favorite services of all time – a 10-10 number.
Before I link to the video, if you don’t remember what these were, I’ll help you out. Back in the 90s, if you called someone that didn’t live in your hometown, you had to pay “long-distance charges,” because telephone companies are corrupt and always have been. But you could call someone collect by pressing 0, which would make them pay for the call, usually at a suck-ass rate. But by dialing 10-10-220, you could save the person some money on a collect call. Yeah, it was fucking stupid.
And Mr. Anti-Corporate image was the guy shilling it out. Notice how his material still sucks, just like in the first video, because he is bitching about things he thinks are stupid. The audience is a bunch of me’s, and they’re totally silent in a building rage. Or it’s empty. Either way, this aired about 9 million times during the 90s. It sucked ass then and it sucks to watch now.
Oh thanks for throwing your hand up while explaining that, George! Nice fucking rat-tail
Carlin was an atheist, so if you ever hear someone referencing him being in Heaven, remind them that he went to great lengths to convince people that Heaven was a fake, made up place. Of course, he was right.
George Carlin never shut up and he had a smokey throat voice, pony tail, no arm mass at all, wrist arms, looked like he stunk and was not funny. He gets on my worst nerve and it’s time to shut up about him and let him rest while giving me peace. R.W.G.M.P. instead of R.I.P.
Thanks for masterfully turning my own thoughts into a text.
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You’re welcome. Thanks for reading
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Thanks so much for writing this! It is enjoyable to learn there are actually other people who despise this
hippie-jerk Air Force reject. I think his fans are as annoying as the things he said. “He was the best ever!…He tells it like it is!! Yeah!”
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Are you fucking me? Your not a real good thinker, are you? Your not looking at what he’s saying from the right perspective. or possibly just to ignorant to think on a deeper level. Everything he says is talking about the stuipid ways society acts, it’s funny in the sense that it’s what everyone subconsciously think when they see something on the news, or see someone doing/saying/beliving in something stuipid, but he’s the only one who brought it all to the surface so bluntly. Unless of course… you are one of the ignorant monkey – see – monkey – do people he’s talking about in witch case yes u would hate it
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I’m a better thinker than you are, apparently. I can spell “you’re” and “stupid.” Lol, in “witch” case. You’re a typical Carlin fan.
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Critic you’re funny as fuck! I don’t agree with you on the unfunnyness of Carlin… I thoroughly enjoyed your take on him. Fuck you LOL.
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Thank you for getting this!
Fuck you too!
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Come on now. Deep down we all agree on some level that George Carlin is not as funny as a particularly successful abortion. And they are definitely nothing to giggle at. Thank god they will entertain you enough not to YouTube George Carlin!
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I’m glad that I’m not the only one who hates George Carlin. He was such a liar.
All his fans are just a bunch of closed-minded and whiny dickheads as well as liars like him.
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HAH you’re just butthurt like a little bitch, no one gives a fuck of what you think about Carlin, you talk about his arm size, let me see your scharzenneger arms you chicken fuck, media puppet.
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I know one person who cares. His name is “Philipe” and he just replied to my post to troll me. What am I butthurt over – his awful comedy? Or his stupid fans (you)? Nice spelling of Schwarzenegger. My arms are 5 times as big as Carlins were. 10 times as big as yours.
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George Carlin has a street named after him, aside from his comedy, YouTube videos and the like that just won’t go away, he also has section of public property named after him, which further immortalizes him. He has a legacy that surpasses what people like you will ever accomplish. Considering you only respond to the dumbest who comment on here and just delete the comments from people who you can’t handle, I’d certainly say you are the most butthurt man-child who hasn’t the ability to handle a comedian that is cynical and skeptical of authority. Seriously, go fuck your cousin.
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Do you even understand what butthurt means? Because if I were giving an example of it to someone else, your replies (under different names) to a Website that is less than serious would be my first example. I’ve “handled” him just fine – he simply isn’t funny to anyone with a good sense of humor and an intellect above a house fly’s.
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Youre a dork who probably spends his Saturday nights trying to blow himself.
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Cot death isn’t funny. But has mad me laugh harder than George Carlin ever has.
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U rule
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To think of George Carlin as only a comedian is to grossly misunderstand and undermine what his material was all about. Sure, I would say that comedy is a big part of what he does, but I think alongside that is an equal part in language. Carlin was a master with words. It’s not all about the subject matter. It’s about his ability to weave words together. Later on in his career he added a splash of social and political commentary, the kind that runs entire careers like Alex Jones’ career.
Take “Modern Man” for instance. That’s not solely designed to be funny. I would argue that’s not designed to be funny at all. It’s a performance piece. I feel like that’s what Carlin should be thought of as… not just a comedian, but a performer. He’s an artist. He considered himself to be a writer who performed his own material. That’s why Carlin is remembered and treasured, because he was more than just a comedian, and that’s what makes him stand apart from everybody else.
Take the Seven Dirty Words bit. Again, that’s not solely comedy. It’s equal parts comedy, literature, and shock value… the latter is something that’s lost over time because what was shocking then isn’t what’s shocking now. To get the same reaction in terms of shock value you’d have to listen to that bit when you’re really young, and when you’re really young you can’t appreciate the literature behind it.
There’s a rhythm to a lot of what he does. It’s not just about the subject matter. Take his blues bit… he says “It’s not enough to play the right notes, you need to know why those notes need to be played”. I feel like that’s how he treated his writing, and it shows. It’s not enough to write the words, there’s a reason behind why certain words are chosen. It’s how you get rhythmic pieces like the very end of his “stuff” bit. Rhythm and flow. Splashes of rhyming, alliteration, that kind of thing.
You’re right about people who consider George Carlin to be the funniest comedian ever. Like your retort, they undermine what he was all about.
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Was this longer than my original post?
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Thats funny, how you dont know what to say. And thank you Hyperform I absolutely agree with you, when I first read this “post” of “annoyed critic” It almost gave me a cancer. Everybody can say what they think but boy, you are so wrong. And before you tell me my english is bad, yeah, it is, its my fourth language sorry.
Wait.. Iam not even sorry
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Thanks.
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George Carlin is not insightful, thought provoking, or above all FUNNY! The only thing funny about Carlin, is that people find him funny. I don’t get it. Everyone thinks he’s clever because he’s well spoken. But if you ever really listen to his material, he constantly contradicts himself. He bashes American society for consumerism, but took all the benefits from it. What a joke!
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For those who believe, no explanation is needed. For those who don’t, no explanation will suffice.
It’s a matter of taste. Both sides just need to agree to disagree.
I liked Carlin. I thought he was great.
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I agree with most of what you said. Some small pieces of his material was seriously funny, but as a whole he was way too much of a self contradicting ass. Very anti-establishment on stage, but he was making $250,000 a year BACK IN THE LATE ’60’S, for crying out loud. He WAS the establishment that he was paid to shit on, really.
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So what you are basically saying is:
-You are a jaded “comedian”, that doesn’t appreciate thoes who helped expand the art.
-You are insecure. Why else would people enjoying something anger you?
-You need to develop yourself, other people enjoy different things. It doesn’t mean you have to.
-You don’t understand comedy, but you assume you do. No one understands comedy. If it’s about the kill, Carlin has been killing for decades, even in death.
George pushed the art form by expanding the material that an entertainer could talk about publicly. And he helped create a social commentary, at a time that people needed to start discussing some serious issues with society. He nailed a lot of topics, religion, government, banking, aliens, big business. And in hindsight he was completely correct, all while making millions laugh. Get your head right man, like his work or not, he helped shape what we call comedy today. His legendary rants will be enjoyed by many for decades still. Doesn’t that tell you something about his legacy, and the timelessness of his work? I think you are just butt-hurt, but that’s only my humble opinion.
I hope this helps. :)
-If it doesn’t, try mushrooms!
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Your a moron You know nothing about comedy or social commentary! Take your self righteous sanctimonious opinions and you know where to stick it!
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Ah, the old “your a moron”
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You’re*
But, yeah I’m okay with that.
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Thanks for confirming it was you that replied twice, dumb fuck. You just accidentally replied under the name you used on your first post.
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Well for one who fancies himself/herself a writer, might be important not to rely too heavily on auto-correct.
In my defense, I don’t spend much time spreading hate via the internet. And I have little experience with posting comments, but you got me. Enjoy the anger tho bro. Also one has to question someone who talks nasty about a dead man, expecially when that man was only speaking his opinions and beliefs with the intention of making people laugh, and think.
The more I read of your angry rants directed towards celebrities, I realize that you must be a sad person. Find some love man, the world is a beautiful place. And people crapping on a dead man’s art isn’t making the world any better, your just outting yourself as jealous, and an asshole.
Again, this is only my opinion, but what you represent is gross. Have some love bro. Life is too short.
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If you don’t think GC is funny you have no sense of humour.
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Hyperforms said it all. Carlin was much bigger than comedy. But what he was is like a joke; some people just don’t get it.
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I do not agree with you.
Please reveal your identity so that the earth can rid itself of you.
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What a stupid, foolish way of thinking. Do you realize how dumb you sound? I think the Earth should be rid of people who want to rid earth of people for their opinions. Except for me and this particular instance, because I’m just talking about you.
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Hands down, the dumbest shit I have ever read.
This is similar to when a child talks about how much they dislike a certain food or teacher or musical act their sister enjoys. You’re seemingly throwing a temper tantrum and dumping your unsolicited dogshit opinion regarding a legend who helped bring comedy to where it is today, directly in our laps…. And you’re doing it with the grace of a crying baby.
“He wasn’t funny! Gaaaaah!”…… Ok… And? Who gives a fuck?
What makes you the authority on what’s funny? Because you used a picture of Grumpy Cat to illustrate how you feel about his material? Well… Aren’t you the most clever and original humorist of all time? Look at you go, cutting down a world renowned comedian/public speaker on your critically acclaimed blog. You must be rolling in the pussy.
Do yourself, your parents and any poor bastard who has to be subjected to your “rants” a favor and find yourself a nice quiet place to think about your life and where it went so horribly wrong…
And then end it.
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I always found Carlin to be good, but not great. Instead of going back and forth on the Carlin subject, just curious who your top 5 comics are? If I even get a hint of Dane Cook then I’ll write your post off as one big troll. ;)
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This is a reply I can get behind. I’m going to put a little thought into it and post my answer to it soon. Stay tuned!
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It’s funny because I’ve been going over in my head who my top 5 are as well. I’ll compare once you post yours. I will be basing mine purely on what I find entertaining and/or funny. Tough subject because there are a lot of choices. To be clear let’s make this a Top 5 of All Time.
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Are we talking about stand-up comic ability only?
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Won’t let me reply to your below comment. I’m talking top 5 all time entertaining stand-up comics.
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I LOVE George Carlin!! And I Loved the video. Very funny stuff. But I also loved your critique. Very passionate. I think George would have liked it. I have to wonder who some of your favourite comics are. People have many tastes.
Myself, i’m not a big fan of Dane Cook, Carrot Top, or Kevin Hart, but i know A Lot of people who like them. I’m glad my friend sent me this post. You’ve gained a new fan.
Cheyenne
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oh Also check out Josh Infald if you get the chance.
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This is someone who gets it! Thanks
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I have never seen so many people take offense to an opinion article, its like a Carlin Cult.
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You should see the comments I don’t approve. I’ve been told to die and kill myself 50 times.
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Shit article, shit site. You wish had even an 8th of the talent Carlin had you jealous talentless douche. This will be the extent of your success in life – writing whiny drivel no one gives a shit about. Millions do that daily in forums and comments and most of the do it a lot better. Loser.
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Carlin wasn’t funny at all, for me he was like eye opener, i started see thing differently, and only ignorant people with brains in the boxes don’t understand him. He used comedy to send the message, and is very sad that some people never receive it. Also Carlin had the enormous sense of LOGIC, he had no match in discussion, and always thought for himself, he is said that he never want to wear bunny number. He was the genius, of society, to bad people didn’t took him serious.
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Absolutely!! Carlin was genius. Far ahead of his time but unfortunately since our society is “dumbing down”, people would still be confused.
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U fucking suck just die already so people will finally laugh at you and find you funny
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Carlin is better at comedy than your mom is at anal. Tell her to put her back into it, that shit barely got me off last night #suckmypoodick
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I can’t think of one person this stupid shit would make laugh. A literal personification of your intelligence.
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Are you a striving comedian or just on a Carlin tirade? You come across as passionate about comedy but all you’ve done on here is critique grammar and punctuation, while managing to insult people with no true premise . Just curious what gives… not upset about your views on Carlin (although, I love his material as well as his delivery) – love the Big Bang too. I kid my best friend, as I have her 10 year old hooked on it, that she doesn’t find it funny because she doesn’t meet the IQ prerequisite to watch.
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Carlin hated everything all liberals must hate but like a typical gutless douche, he had no balls to criticize black racists & islam. And his retarded shit was not even slightly amusing!
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So basically if you are not a fan, then it is complete shit? Fucking typical yuppie attitude.
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Pretty close minded shit on all sides here. You are a hypocrite, and you blog. People who blog do not have souls. Kill yourself, yuppie. Write a fucking book or choke on a fucking gun.
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Even as the pathetically weak minded little bitches that the majority of the carlin haters here seem to be, it would be so embarrassingly easy, to emotionally cripple the highest iq that you ladies have to offer up as even a remote little challenge for me to slaughter like the bitches you are all more than well -aware you are. Speaking of bitches, just a tiny bit of consideration from the astonishingly long line of inbred poster chiid examples of why about can be you were banished from, for new levels of embarrassment that surprisingly they refused to be associated with. Even your community cum-rag whores of mothers ,all knew every one of you would grow up to be so pathetic, that they gave free blowjobs and assfucks for a week to pay for your executions, upon exiting of the eggs that hatched your test tube, inbred asses, this is without even counting the fact that all your mothers having their second cousins as baby daddy’s……would have been massive uprades for your inbred asses …….. because in all of your sadder than despair cases…… a second cousin would have been the same as a complete stranger, compared to whichever immediate male relative of each of your mother’s, actually is the biological father…..because all but 1 of your mother’s, says they are certain that between their own biological father’s, at least 1 of each of theirs brothers, and a first cousin all but one of those, had been fucking since grade school……..this is really fuckin with me though, cause its one thing to say things like this when its just to hurt people’s feelings, and they’re not really handicapped, but its actually a little more serious when it’s done to the genuinely chromosomally misaligned, worse such as actual handicapped ones like you, and that seriously ain’t right……… didn’t none of y’all have any choice in the fact that all your mother’s had so poor judgement, that they engaged in regular sexual intercourse with immediate family members, and were all doing so, they said by age 7, when they learned to sell their pussys…… but they insisted on giving it away to any cock in need of a parking space for a load of cum. So accept my sincerest apology for lowering myself to ridiculing a group of retarded homosexuals that the most compassionate and empathetic people in this world, wouldn’t even walk across the street, to piss on any of your double digit i.q. heads, if they were ablaze in fire, and soaked in high octane diesel, with a fresh load of cum in all your mouth’s, leftover from the butt-fucking cock-smoker of an orgy that even the absolute worst outcasts of the gay community would not take the time to ridicule, in fear of anyone possibly thinking that they were in anyway associated with such losers that don’t even deserve the bucket of piss of futures awaiting them at the end of their completely meaningless and equally worthless excuses for lives. to a group of inbred trash that literally redefines those two terms, and now are given a free but about to blow shit-box of a car to drive as fast and hard as it will go to the nearest fatal cliff to drive off and the mercifully commit suicide and spare the world from the pure shame of such a scum existence…. they did really want to study how in the fucking hell it could even be attempted to make you losers even possibly seem any more retarded than god was cruel enough to actually go throug with make you…..and surprisingly, even after getting the equivalent of 4 black dicks in your asses all at the same time, of a fucking, without any lube, it still would not even be comparable to how badly life fucked you pussys, even made sure to further castrate you, by making the manliest one of you, less of a threat to anyone than a box of newborn kittens could be to most scared and weak minded little bitch I ever met, before you guys, of, course……..I use to pity that poor little bitch, but you little puffed pussy’s make even him look like a man’s man in every way he could never be even if he sold his soul to
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There’s zero chance I will read this block of shit. Learn to paragraph.
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so yeah i need to inquire about becoming a member here, i think i’ll fit right in
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seems like a friendly and quite the welcoming community of such impressive intellects
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p.s. scumbag…… his comedy is called conscious comedy……. because it is regarded as much and often more-so by some, for the fact that if’s not by design, for only humor……. but equally for learning… Mainly though, it’s goal was to bring awareness to the knowing the importance of questioning everything and everyone in life., as well as the bigger importance of teaching children to question everything, and not be the brainwashed little sheep, that the establishment has in store for them at school when they start
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Even as the pathetically weak minded little bitches that the majority of the carlin haters here seem to be, it would be so embarrassingly easy, to emotionally cripple the highest iq that you ladies have to offer up, as even a remote little challenge for me to slaughter like the bitches you are all more than well -aware you are. Speaking of bitches, just a tiny bit of consideration from the almost entirely inbred and long line of embarrassments that are your families, would not even be close to being able to compensate for allowing you miserable failures of creation to live longer that day 1, that the eggs that hatched you gave way to….
For new levels of embarrassment you all are, for any unfortunate one to have to be infected with your presences, any longer than the initially repulsive first impression of one look at your sorry asses, would be far too much to reasonably ask of anyone. Even your community cum-rag whores of mothers ,all knew every one of you would grow up to be so pathetic, that they gave free blow jobs and ass fucks for a week to pay for your executions, upon exiting of the eggs that hatched your test tube, inbred asses…….
Unfortunately, this is without even counting the fact that if all your mothers had their second cousins as baby daddy’s……it would have been far to generous an upgrade for any of your inbred asses ……..
because in all of your sadder than despair cases…… a second cousin would have been the same as a complete stranger, compared to your own grandfathers being not only your biological fathers, but your mother’s too…..and this is despite the fact that it turned all all of those disgraceful cunts, began their long and promiscuous sexual careers with a first or second cousin in grade school willingly……..
This is really fucking with me though, cause its one thing to say things like this when its just to hurt people’s feelings, and they’re not really handicapped, but its actually a little more serious when it’s done to the genuinely chromosomally misaligned, and truly pitiful cases such as actual handicapped ones like yourselves…..
and that seriously ain’t right……… didn’t none of y’all have any choice in the fact that all your mother’s had so poor judgement, that they engaged in regular sexual intercourse with immediate family members, and were all doing so, they said by age 7, when they learned to sell their pussys……
But they insisted on giving it away to any cock in need of a quick parking space. So accept my sincerest apology for lowering myself to ridiculing a group of retarded homosexuals that the most compassionate and empathetic people in this world, wouldn’t even walk across the street, to piss on any of your double digit i.q. heads, if they were ablaze in fire, and soaked in high octane diesel……
with a fresh load of cum in all your mouth’s, leftover from the butt-fucking cock-smoker of an orgy that even the absolute worst outcasts of the gay community would not take the time to ridicule, in fear of anyone possibly thinking that they were in anyway associated with such losers that don’t even deserve the bucket of piss of futures awaiting them at the end of their completely meaningless and equally worthless excuses for lives.
To a group of inbred trash that literally redefines those two terms, we can only look on in wide eyed wonder, at how cruel any god must be, to allow astounding levels of complete uselessness to society, to proceed into existence as you have……
We now present to you, a free but about to sling a rod, shit-box of a car to drive as fast and hard as it will take you all, to the nearest cliff to drive off, or knife to run into, to mercifully commit suicide,and spare the world even 1 more hour our your less than meaningless lives….
The scientific community really did want to study how in the fucking hell it could even be attempted to make you losers any more retarded than god was cruel enough to see fit to making you…..and surprisingly, even after getting the equivalent of 4 black dicks in your asses all at the same time, of a fucking, without any lube, it still would not even be comparable to how badly life fucked you ladies
and sadly, even made sure to further castrate you weak fucks, by making the manliest one of you, less of a threat to anyone than a box of newborn kittens could be to the weakest and most worthless person you can imagine meeting. Pity does not even begin to describe what one feels for you pole-smoking sissies.
Good luck, cause motherfucker ……to say you all are going to need it in life, and a hell of a lot more…..would be an understatement of the likes that just never makes it into the world
My deepest sympathies, to the existence that is ever tasked with allowing complete meaningless failures such as you all are, into its boundaries…. i extend even more pity to it
so long, and eat shit, you pathetic excuses for retarded inbreds….
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there you go little bitch, don’t know why, but i wasted another 10 minutes of my time to paragraph this and add a minor proof reading of a few grammatical errors, and additions, to add clarity for you, fuck-stick, and then re-post…..hopefully that helps
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The awareness alone that he gave way too by questioning what he did, makes him more valuable a contribution to society and humanity, fuck comedy, than he ever could have, if he had decided to be one of the mindless brain-washed sheep comics you pathetic existences probably do find funny……..
But the thing is, to those of us who are not chromosomally misaligned and challenged, unlike the inbreeding, or whatever made you poor bastards that way….we completely see the humor in such things…..
But that type of comedy to us, is like children’s toys and coloring books are to adults…….child’s play, meaningless…….
had it’s place, when we were of a less conscious existence and intelligence….. but fortunately, have evolved and progressed…..
Sad to say you retards couldn’t join us…… tough break girls…… could be i guess….not by much though, lol …….poor bastards! you definitely got my pity! not that you earned it in any way…… but …..when you’re this pathetic, you really don’t need to earn it! kind of like a monthly disability check or an SSI monthly check…….
take my word for it, you boys qualify, LoL
eat shit and die slow, you pathetically, weak-minded fucks
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the child’s play, and meaningless like comedy above i refer to, i meant to indicate that it is the same brain-washed sheep comics, that i mentioned in the first paragraph, sorry for the confusion there bubba, wanted to clarify for you ladies, much obliged
fuck your mother….. have a good one
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oh and last paragraph, 2 posts up, should read could be WORSE i suppose…..not by much though……… sorry bout that, just left the damn word out, didn’t I? How inconsiderate of me!! Well there ya go
Misery loves some company, don’t it you little bitches!
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What’s really sad is, that I’m an extremely compassionate and empathetic person…..often times to a fault…..and when someone exudes the very essence of scumbag, like you weak fucks do……
Even those compassionate and empathetic ones like me, who are able to step back and put ourselves in other people’s shoes, to see their point of view…….
Well, to be blunt, even it has it’s limits, and you poor retards are it!
Remember, suicide is always an attractive option to ones like you all, meaning all you who are utterly and completely, and in every sense of the phrase, useless to society in every conceivable way…….(even the minor roles they just give to people to feel useful, when they’re not) (it’s sad to say that even those meaningless roles have some standards, and you all just don’t measure up, boys……sorry, I don’t make the rules….. just a messenger, blame society!…. I didn’t do it)
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Hello author person. Have you ever considered that there are many different types of people? Psychologists have been trying to quantify that for a good century now. You’ve probably heard of the MBTI… it’s scientifically flawed, but still has practical relevance. As it turns out, the type of person who loves Carlin the most (an INTJ) is vastly over represented on the Internet in general.
Plenty of other types love Carlin too. He clearly has broad appeal given his very successful career, but no one will appeal to everyone. On the other side of the coin, some people hate him. Perhaps you’re simply the kind of person who hates him the most. You find all of his jokes trite and irritating because you find them predictable. Good for you. By the way, have you noticed that, unlike some comedians, Carlin never laughs at his own jokes.
I do agree with you on this one. “Probably one of the tell-tale signs that someone isn’t funny is when they tell you that they think George Carlin is/was the funniest person ever”. Unless we’ve made it our mission in life and practiced it a ton, INTJs absolutely suck at off the cuff humor. However, to say that Carlin fans are “fucking dipshit dopes.” is probably just a result of reading the comments on Youtube videos. Your sample is skewed.
So I’m curious. Unless I skimmed over it, you didn’t let us know what comedians you think are humorous. Why not link your favorite bits by your favorite comedians? Do you think Gabriel Iglesias is funny? I like both him and George Carlin.
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Nice try kid. Guess what? Nobody cares a flying fuck what you think of him. Hes not a legend because of the low-grade simple idiotic punchlines you would expect, like 3/4 others do. He was a legend because he could make comedy out of death, rape, cancer etc. and actualy not pissing anyone off, makeing them laugh. And most important. His material had more to do with philosophy and aspects of life than stupid jokes. So…let me quote him: “blow it out your ass you fucking cock sucker”
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George Carlin was funny, but like anyone who’s had that long of a career, a retrospective of his material is bound to be uneven and at times dated. His hippie stuff during the 70s was excellent and playful. His last two specials featuring his cranky bitter old man routine was like drinking a bucket a foreign vomit. Brutal, bitter, and almost devoid of punchlines.
If you want to do a take-down of an over-rated dick, try Jerry Seinfeld. Now that guy is weak.
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You are one dumb mother fucker as others stated as well.
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Yes, sir! We got a republican or a Christian who got nailed by Mr George Calin here talking shit so he can gather his fellow assholes joining him in this NOBLE quest.
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George Carlin sits on his audience’s face so they can blow smoke up it……. Bet ya got got more laughs that he ever deserved ;-P
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The salt is real.
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I don’t believe your “article” is genuine. I think it was written just to see people get worked up over something for your amusement. That is most likely considering your self-centered and self-serving “article”. Regardless, if it IS genuine, then to the “author” of this “writing”: When you die, how many people will take the time to discuss what you did that was worth reading. How many people will even take the time to post an opinion on whether you were “smart, funny, enlightening…” etc. I am guessing no one will write an article about you like this. I am guessing you will not be “celebrated”, nor “condemned”, even in death. George Carlin, judging by the responses to your myopic, self-centered, egotistical post, has touched so many more people, positive or negative, than you can possibly accept. The truth is simple, whether you are a troll or truly dislike George Carlin (and for whatever true reason, however perceived or real, is irrelevant) or not, his impact and footprint are much more important than you are. If you want to hate him, fine. But you can’t overlook the irony that you call him “unfunny” (and “irrelevant”, according to the interpretation of your “writing”), but your article alone will exceed the number of articles written and discussed about you. No need to reply with your typical, attacking and hateful, self-serving response. Just admit you aren’t as important as he is. If you can simply admit that, then what does it matter if he was funny or not? You mask your article with disdain for his lack of hilarity, when in reality, your agenda is much larger and obvious. Still, his impact is far greater than yours ever will be. Your article, whether or not it is remotely serious, reveals one of two things: You are either extremely jealous (aka, insecure, needing posts from total strangers to make you feel better about yourself) of someone like him, which actually reveals a conscious/subconscious deep-seated self loathing, or two, you have delusions of grandeur, in which case you really have no introspection, allowing you to realize how ridiculous you sound to the average person, not simply the average George Carlin fan.
I would tell you to enjoy life and get over it, or some other lame ass comment, but the truth is, I am certain everything I just wrote will not even register with you. So, who is worse? George Carlin? Or you?
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