Chyna did porn, guys. She won’t be in the Hall of Fame and shouldn’t be

There's no going back.

There’s no going back.

The WWE Hall of Fame shouldn’t be a catch-all for retired wrestlers/valets, but people recently have begun asking about, of all people, Chyna going into the Hall of Fame. She’s a porn whore. It ain’t gonna happen.

Porn whores are disgusting. It isn’t a form of art or free expression. It’s a form of a man rubbing his nerve endings until his penis shoots all over you and he goes “AGHHHH.” Chyna wasn’t just in a home movie – she did full on porn.

Look at Hogan. That's actually him

Look at Hogan. That’s actually him

See, when you go into porn, there is no coming back. You’re never going to be someone who wasn’t in porn again. Your pussy or dick or butt or toes will be on the Internet FOREVER. The same thing applies to getting fucked in a Cinemax film. That’s not designed to be art and no one seriously intelligent says it is.

The argument maybe could be made that Chyna posed for WWE sponsored Playboy pictorials, so what is any different. Well, a lot and that’s a stupid argument. Showing your pubes and ugly tits in a picture or ten is one thing. Showing your pussy lips being penetrated by 12 porn actors dressed as pro-wrestlers is a bit much.

Now, even though a home movie has leaked of XPac, Hogan and probably others, that’s not exactly the same as going to a studio and professionally doing it.

Plus, Chyna doesn’t even look that great now.

UGH

UGH

You really want to see her and her little pee pee back on a WWE stage? No way, no thanks.

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