Since WWE recently joined the coalition of people who want to quit saying retards or something, I thought I would examine how WWE has portrayed the mentally handicapped in the past. Very sensitively, right?……………

Eugene – Nick Dinsmore was a regular fella acting like he was mentally handicapped. The gimmicked got over in the first few weeks, so naturally, we had to see it for the next 3 years. It was AWFULAWFULAWFUL.

Jameson – Jameson would go around with the Bushwackers or Bobby Heenan and just look like a total nitwit. The guy wasn’t a single bit retarded…oops! I mean, uh…special.

Jesse and Festus – Festus was another wetahd who came out, doing stupid shit and generally looking like a moron. His theme was Biscuits and Gravy.

Mankind – Make no mistake, Mankind was another retard. He sat in a fetal position, he had a rat, he was nuts, he stunk, he pulled his hair out.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan – Another character that was retarded, literally, in its definition and portrayal. I mean, what’s up with that tongue? When that tongue shoots out of their head, its a sure fire sign you’re looking at a retard.

Perry Saturn – The drug riddled idiot portrayed a retard who was in love with his mop.

Luke Harper – Clearly, a retard.

Mae Young – An old senile/retarded lady who couldn’t quit showing her “puppies” which were horrific.

Heidenreich – I almost forgot about ThirdenReich. A retarded sexual predator for WWE announcers and fan of chocolate.

Maria – An either really dumb or literally mentally handicapped girl interviewing people backstage and being laughed at.

George The Animal Steele – What else would you describe this as? Normal?

Santino Marella – I’m pretty sure he was retarded too. Why else walk like that and put on a cloth cobra sock to hit people with?

Boogyman – The guy painted his face up and ate worms, exhibiting severely mentally deranged behavior.