Category Archives: Television

The Season 2 premiere of Gotham sucked.

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Yeah, the most creative word they could come up with was "villains." Why not "bad guys"?

Yeah, the most creative word they could come up with was “villains.” Why not “bad guys”?

The new season of Gotham is here and it’s just as shitty as the last one, maybe worse.

Out of the gate, if you don’t know that the Joker guy is the red headed dude, you have the worst guessing in history. That said, I’d be mad if they DIDN’T make ginger into the Joker.

Gordon goes from being a street cop to unemployment back to detective in this episode. Somehow, none of it is interesting at all. The fat delusional king idiot at the beginning randomly encounters Gordon, too.

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Storage Wars Texas is pure trash on TV

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Look at the goddamn guy with the comedy nose and mustache.

Look at the goddamn guy with the comedy nose and mustache.

Storage Wars Texas sucks as much as you’d think. No one on the show is someone I would SPEAK to in public. Pure trash.

It took all of 8 minutes for an Obama joke to happen.

There’s one guy that probably has 3 years left on his heart. He’s huge. Christian too.

There was like $50 bucks profit made on this show. What a waste of time.

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Review: Catastrophe – Season 1

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Catastrophe is a new comedy show on Amazon Prime, yeah that thing you buy groceries with. It’s a primitive Netflix like service that hey, I won’t lie, kinda sucks next to Netflix. But it’s about good content in the end and holy shit, this show is AWESOME. Rob Something and lady british are FUNNY, but not in the kind of way that Big Bang Theory tries to be (1 joke every second). They know where they’re good and they prove it by doing a riskier, less joke formula but the jokes? They’re like golden eggs vs shitty white eggs.

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Charles Gasparino (Fox Business) is a tool

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Charles Gasparino, all 5 feet of him, is a total tool bag. The guy is an idiot. He’s on the Fox Business Network which, as I have discussed previously, has a lower viewership than local cable access channels do. They get so few viewers, they sometimes aren’t even charted on measurement sources. It is clear the network, and Gasparino, are a complete failure but Ailes and Murdoch have yet to pull the plug on the piece of shit, just yet. Soon, though.

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