Pizza Hut Hog Dog Crust is absolutely GROSS

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Pizza Huts Hot Dog Crust Pizza is gag worthy. It is awful. You won’t eat it more than once.

It looks like a pizza surrounded by uncircumsized dicks.

It’s also apparently hard not to totally burn, because mine was.

The taste does not mix well, pizza and hot dogs. Plus, they give you MUSTARD. That sealed it for me as undoable. I actually added mayo and honey and did a honey mustard that worked better.

Another fail by Greaszza Hut.

Krispy Kreme Klub – Or KKK – Offends – but their donuts suck, so who cares.

No chocolate donuts allowed

No chocolate donuts allowed

Krispy Kreme donuts recently ran an oblivious marketing campaign for the Krispy Kreme Klub. No harm there. However, they ran a promotion for “KKK Wednesday” which really did piss some people off.

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The worst pizza I ever ate was from Sbarro

Blatant false advertising. They've never sold a pizza that looked like this.

Blatant false advertising. They’ve never sold a pizza that looked like this.

Several years back, I decided to visit New York City. The Big Apple is famous for it’s food but I was a youngster at the time and did not know there were more awful places to eat than good ones. I figured everything – even the fast food – was awesome there. Boy was I wrong. But one place stood out as particularly fucking awful – the Times Square Sbarro.

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