Recently, EA’s UFC came out and folks, it sucks a donkey dick. The punches are slow, the game lags, the blocking sucks and doesn’t work often, buttons often don’t work, online lags twice as bad as offline which actually lags sometimes, as mentioned, and many other reasons. But was I just spoiled by UFC Undisputed 3? No. I thought the game was enjoyable but far from perfect. But compared to EA’s UFC? It’s like a UFC fighter vs. a Walmart security guard.
Monthly Archives: June 2014
EA Sports UFC absolutely SUCKS.
I can’t stand the new EA Sports UFC game. I bought it, excited as could get and it turned out to be dog shit. The game is a FRACTION as good as UFC Undisputed 3, and even 2010. I’ll tell you some reasons why before thinking about it gets my blood pressure up again.
Murdered: Soul Suspect sucks
Murdered: Soul Suspect sucks. I knew this game was going to suck from early on, too. For starters, the name of the game looks like a 3rd grader game up with it. It’s forgettable and boring, a lot like this title.
Watch Dogs blows
Ladies and gentlemen, this game had only been hyped up for what seems like a century. It’s junk. Garbage. Here are the reasons I found why, before I had to return the game.
FTL is harder than a blind lesbian’s nipples in a fish market but I love it
There is something to say about a video game that I have yet to beat, but somehow continue to play for countless hours. That’s FTL.