Ronda Rousey just got her ass kicked! YES!

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Ronda Rousey just got knocked the fuck out! Finally!!! I’m thrilled. Why?

Ronda Rousey is pure trash.

For starters, her fucking ego was off of the charts and out of the Universe. She thought she was the shit. People talked about how she would kick a man’s ass. Yeah, if he didn’t fight back or was untrained. Girls can’t beat guys up. We’re stronger. Why be fucking dumb about it? I dated a chick who said she could beat me up once and so we had a match. She was an Army Staff Sgt. and I told her I would wrestle ONLY. No striking. She could do anything, including illegal moves in contested bouts. I won in 4 seconds. Why? I didn’t let her win because i wanted her to be aware of what a dangerous person was also going to do – not let her win. It’s great to see women being powerful but you still need to be aware of your own capabilities for survivals sake. Anyway, I smelled pussy in the house for a week after that.

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Hellbroke Lucy – Little Known Facts

I had hoped that I had put the chapter of knowing this lousy human being to rest, but recently, as I was sitting around literally on the phone with my mother, Steve McClung AKA Hellbroke Lucy called me, once again, on my office phone this time that rings to my house. Anytime I block him, he calls from a new number or calls me on a business line. It never ends.

So since this idiot will not leave me alone – and our local police are too lazy to handle it – anytime he tries to contact me again, it will result in something new being done by me online that reveals who he is to the public.

Today, I present some little known facts I was unwillingly subjected to, often in loud, drunken rants, while I lended this human a room to get on his feet (he is unable to do this, as he is mentally deficient).


Robbed a convenience store with a gun; convicted felon. Can’t vote can’t own guns.

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Brags about being in a relationship with two women at once. It isn’t so much that he was, although it is still a little odd, but that he feels the need to boast about this.

So narcissistic that he believes he has a “gaydar” and should out gay people who are “in.” By calling him a “cocksucker.” Has no personal sexual inhibitions.

Was allegedly once jacking off on bread in front of a 10 year old. He discusses the accusation on recording.

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Fawns over every woman he sees. Out loud, he will begin fantasizing. It is repulsive and I had to ask him to stop. He couldn’t understand why someone wouldn’t want to hear a gross desperate toothless man fawn over teenagers.

When I told him he couldn’t use my house as a shag pad to bring all of these women he drooled over back to my guest bed and “fuck their brains out” – as he once told a woman over the phone – and he said “I have to get my natural satisfaction from somewhere. “ and looked at me suggestively. I told him he could forget about that, and then the projecting-bastard accuses me of being gay.

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I just want to mention, I hate people who bring up sexuality. Shut the fuck up about it unless you are talking about YOUR OWN. I love gay people but I hate pieces of homophobic shit like this low-life!

Doesn’t bathe. Wash cloths only.

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Stated that his wife said he beat her and he “didn’t remember it” but if she said he did, he did. He’s a wife beater.

Stated that his mother sexually fondled him as a child in the bathtub and he remembered it and remembered liking it. Wtf why tell me that

Claims trying to work his way out of Arkansas. He had a job! Had $800 on his pay card and $200 in food stamps. Overdosed on Tylenol PM (almost a whole bottle according to the man renting to him) and hard liquor. He was in the ICU for a few days and then went to a mental hospital for about a week. His job fired him for no showing for a week. But he’s “trying to work his way out.”

He’s got zero coordination, trips over everything and walks around with the prison yard shuffle, scooting his feet.

Says Barack Obama should never have been elected because he’s black and the country wasn’t ready.

He’s about 5’6″, fatigues out every 10 or 15 minutes, physically minor.

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Talked constantly about a “heist” or robbery or burglary of a huge amount of money – from a big company that wouldn’t miss it of course – so he could hide and never want to work again. This guy will not work.

Drank daily while he was here. Lied about his problems with drinking to me. Then lied about lying. Would become violently angry when I wouldn’t take him to buy alcohol (didn’t help him much, because I still wouldn’t take him. He is physically nothing to me. He would probably die by accident and not make me feel guilt over it.)

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Andre the Giant sucked

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Andre the Giant was the worst wrestler ever. He was also gross and from what I heard, he wasn’t very nice either. McMahon may worship him but I think he was sick.

First off, you know he couldn’t reach his butt to properly wash it. I also heard Bret Hart say someone rammed Ric Flairs head into his ass in the shower and his head came out brown. Flairs was a human Q tip, on a person who never had cleaned their ears. Ohf I want to throw up now.

Andre was a dick to fans according to a drunken Iron Sheik. He said that when Andre was a baby face, fans would ask for his autograph and he would ignore them completely or say “Get the fuck out of here.” I’d say “Listen man you might win a teeth-having contest with a barracuda but you ain’t shit to me” before throwing my drink in his face and running away, because that’s his weakness. Moving.

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I hate George Clooney

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I hate George Clooney. I can’t stand him. He can’t act. He doesn’t try either.

First, Clooney isn’t good looking. I don’t know where that bullshit has come from but he’s no more special than your average guy. Cloon has sunken sleepless eyes and a smirk I want to smack.

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Why is he always smirking? What’s there to smirk about motherfucker? You couldn’t play Batman right. You know, the character that stoically exists in a mask. You fucked that up Clowny.

He dated Stacy Keibler, whom everyone mentions like she’s special. She’s hot, of course, but again – a grit. She fucked David Flair and Test. She’s not my favorite Keibler, either.

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Clooney is so muted and boring in his roles. He just utters the lines without any life or interest. Meh another movie, phone it in.

I’m taking a shit right now and the smell is one I associate with Clooney. I bet he takes GROSS shits. You just know they’re those nasty little clam strip turds that everyone is extra cautious not to leave behind after a flush for a future occupant to see and begin wondering who shit like that. I bet when George Clooney wipes his ass, he smells his finger. He probably sniffs his socks too. Quit doing that shit, George! It’s grody.