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Ronda Rousey just got her ass kicked! YES!

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Ronda Rousey just got knocked the fuck out! Finally!!! I’m thrilled. Why?

Ronda Rousey is pure trash.

For starters, her fucking ego was off of the charts and out of the Universe. She thought she was the shit. People talked about how she would kick a man’s ass. Yeah, if he didn’t fight back or was untrained. Girls can’t beat guys up. We’re stronger. Why be fucking dumb about it? I dated a chick who said she could beat me up once and so we had a match. She was an Army Staff Sgt. and I told her I would wrestle ONLY. No striking. She could do anything, including illegal moves in contested bouts. I won in 4 seconds. Why? I didn’t let her win because i wanted her to be aware of what a dangerous person was also going to do – not let her win. It’s great to see women being powerful but you still need to be aware of your own capabilities for survivals sake. Anyway, I smelled pussy in the house for a week after that.

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5 WWF Stars that, in their time, would have won a UFC TITLE

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With the UFC only becoming a true avenue for mainstream talent recently, a lot of past tough guys in pro-wrestling almost make you think “what if” in a different universe, they had become MMA talent instead. Here is a personal list of 5 I can think of, off the top of my head, who I believe would have had great success! in the UFC.

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Anyone that is an Olympic Gold Medalist is instant contender for UFC gold. Henry Cejudo comes to mind as hopefully, the future man to dethrone Demetrious Johnson. Out wrestled Lesnar. What’s that tell you?

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EA UFC Mobile sucks but has some fun moments.

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EA UFC Mobile is really fun sometimes but it’s full of bugs and has shitty tap detection.

(Jon Jones was all over the branding of the game but has since been removed because he ran over a woman while smoking weed. Something like that.)

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Ultimate Card Sim – UFC Undisputed 3

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I decided to put together what I feel would be a total supercard on UFC Undisputed 3 and watch the entire thing. Here are the results of it. Some sort of show the game is stupid but it still beats the shit out of EA’s UFC.

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UFC Undisputed 3 – Way better than EA’s UFC

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Recently, EA’s UFC came out and folks, it sucks a donkey dick. The punches are slow, the game lags, the blocking sucks and doesn’t work often, buttons often don’t work, online lags twice as bad as offline which actually lags sometimes, as mentioned, and many other reasons. But was I just spoiled by UFC Undisputed 3? No. I thought the game was enjoyable but far from perfect. But compared to EA’s UFC? It’s like a UFC fighter vs. a Walmart security guard.

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